If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
And then he peed in my hair
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
