STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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