Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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