Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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