So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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