Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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