dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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