There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Pooping to opera.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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