Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
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