I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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