Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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