NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
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So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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