What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Randomize