WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
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