can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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