How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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