Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Couch. On fire.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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