i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
