You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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