Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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