Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Randomize
