ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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