And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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