Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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