I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
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