put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
...so i touched it.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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