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(817): View more from Texas

He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night

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(213): View more from California

I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.

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(970): View more from Colorado

There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun

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(804): View more from Virginia

At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover

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(406): View more from Montana

You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.

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(+27): View more from South Africa

i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please

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(914): View more from New York

I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol

(651): View more from Minnesota

Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?

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