Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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