...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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