My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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