We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I have demons in me.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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