We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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