How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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