But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
only if we run a train.
done.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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