How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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