people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
