Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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