She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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