I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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