I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
Randomize
