How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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