I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Randomize
