If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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