yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Randomize
