Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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