You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
i believe in u and ur pee
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Randomize
