First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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