at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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