ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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