Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
We need to get me chipped asap
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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