Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i jhust puked up my retainher.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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