i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
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