Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
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