is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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