I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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